On Saturday 10th April, the world suffered one of the greatest losses of the 21st century. The Polish President, Lech Kaczyński, was killed in a horrific plane crash.

Now who is going to fight against those pesky gay pride paraders promoting a homosexual lifestyle and offending public morals?

Who is going to take a stand against promiscuous baby-murdering women’s libbers?

Who is going to bravely speak out in favour of the death penalty?

Well, probably his twin brother Jarosław, who helped him found the right-wing Law and Justice party, and was elected Prime Minister at the same time Lech became President, in 2005. Though Jarosław is no longer the Prime Minister, he is still hugely active in Polish politics, and is currently the leader of their party.

It's difficult to spot the evil twin when neither of them have beards.

The Creepy Twins and their Party of Creepiness have been at the forefront of Being Wrong About Pretty Much Everything for many years now.

They want to ban gay pride parades and any other recognition or acknowledgment of gay people’s existence, want to ban gay people from being teachers and believe that “the affirmation of homosexuality will lead to the downfall of civilization”.

Their party was terrified that the election of Barack Obama would mean “an impending catastrophe, the end of the civilisation of the white man”.

They want to give harsher punishments and longer sentences to people committing minor crimes, and execute major criminals, whilst at the same time taking away women’s control over their own bodies because life is sacred… even when it’s an unfertilised egg, or some uterine lining with a few more cells than usual.

They want to increase militarisation of Poland, and bring back conscription.

They want to deny the human rights of anyone they disapprove of, and they’re all round nutters.

So, sorry Lech, but we’re glad to see the back of you, and we wish your brother had been on the plane with you.

The Creepy Kaczyński twins rose to fame as child actors, age 12, in a film called The Two Who Stole the Moon, playing two cruel, lazy and nasty boys. I don't know what's more terrifying, fact or fiction...