"Sky News is Shit!"

Check out this video of protesters live on air declaring Sky News to be the utter shite we know it is: Eventually Sky had to cut away and just broadcast their logo for a bit. The protests were sparked after Sky presenter Kay Burley went mental at a spokesman for the protesters who were out [...]

Wait… is "evil twin" still the correct term if they're BOTH evil?

On Saturday 10th April, the world suffered one of the greatest losses of the 21st century. The Polish President, Lech Kaczy?ski, was killed in a horrific plane crash. Now who is going to fight against those pesky gay pride paraders promoting a homosexual lifestyle and offending public morals? Who is going to take a stand [...]

Another government expert resigns over Mephedrone

Another expert adviser, Eric Carlin, has resigned from the Advisory Council on the Misuse of Drugs, in protest at the government’s rush to ban Mephedrone. Carlin is an expert in the field of drug prevention, public health and health promotion. His resignation from the council leaves the government’s already damaged drugs and scientific policy even [...]

Beware the breasts of death!

Ah, newspapers. We’ve already commented on their tendency to jump on (or in fact create) a headless chicken bandwagon in order to sell papers keep the public informed (for an excellent article on this subject, check out Charlie Brooker) and lately, a story came along that was, in many ways, harder for them to resist [...]

Think of the weans, for fucks sake.

Despite choosing the slightly more family friendly title of “Why must our children pay? Invest in their education” SSY members, particularly those still in high schools support the EIS teaching union’s campaign against cuts. Whilst many other unions have either decided to accommodate to cuts, or fight them solely through industrial action the EIS are [...]

Breaking News – Biggest Threat To Your Health Is…The Daily Mail

Remember 1998? It was the year of Titanic, it was the year Google was founded and it was the year George Michael was found doing naughty things in a toilet. It was also the year in which The Lancet, one of the world’s most respected medical journals, published an article that seemed to show a [...]

Shock as Labour election candidate tells truth

Peter White, who is standing to be elected as a Labour councillor next year, has shocked the world when he told the truth on Facebook earlier this week. Regarding the Queen’s upcoming Diamond Jubilee in 2012, he stated: What is the point of celebrating the Diamond Jubilee of someone who is born into a position [...]

Harry Potter caught experimenting with magical herbs…

The Daily Mirror have continued in their fine tradition of providing us with important information about celebrities as a public service. This time, they’ve broken the news that Daniel Radcliffe, who plays teen wizard Harry Potter in some famous films, might have been caught smoking a joint. According to other party-goers, he was staggering around [...]

Drug tsar sacked for inconvenient scientific opinions.

The Governments chief scientific advisor, shortly before enjoying a ketamine sundae Chief drugs advisor to the Government David Nutt has been sacked from his post, after a string of “controversial statements” – the most recent being that LSD and Cannabis were less harmful than alcohol. He’s already enraged the Government and Tory Tabloids by saying [...]

Racism in schools

Despite over 250,000 incidences of racism in schools being reported since 2002, the Manifesto Group have called their report on the issue “The Myth of Racist Kids”. According to civil liberties organisation The Manifesto Group, young children are being branded racist before they even know what the term means – and playground spats are being [...]