Myth-busting with Cracked

Sick of our good-old traditional British culture being pillaged by evil Muslims, bent on a regime of violence and outdated conduct? Worried your wives, daughters, grannies, sisters and girlfriends will soon be forced into wearing Burkas under an enforced authoritarian Islamic rule?  If so, you’re either a gullible moron, or worse, an Islamophobic hate-filled wanker. [...]

Labour MP kicked out for being a racist fuck

Notorious New Labour Knobhead Phil Woolas is facing explusion from Parliament after a court ruled today that he’d broken electoral law during his successful re-election campaign in May. This is after he lied throughout his election material, which falsely claimed that his rival Lib Dem candidate was being “wooed” by Islamist extremists. Indeed, it didn’t [...]

The strange case of the anti-abortion knobhead and her racist chums

Nadine Dorries is the Tory MP for Mid Bedfordshire. She’s a corrupt liar. She’s one of the greatest threats to reproductive rights in the UK through her attempts to get parliament to reduce the term limit for abortion. And she also exploits the very real problem of stalking and abuse to try and avoid criticism [...]

Angela Merkel: Another "mainstream" politician backs racism

Over the weekend, German Chancellor Angela Merkel told a meeting of the youth wing of her Christian Democrat Union (CDU, kind of like the German Tories) party that multiculturalism had “failed, utterly failed” in Germany. What this amounts to of course is a massive attack on the communities of immigrant descent in Germany, from the [...]

UKIP leader: standing down to make way for someone less shite

Lord Pearson of Rannoch, a man who talks like he’s a character in Jeeves and Wooster stories, has stood down as leader of UKIP. The main reason he’s given for doing this is his own raging poshboy incompetence. The aristocratic Pearson, a would-be even-more-crap Oswald Mosley, took over from fellow toff Nigel Farrage last year. [...]

Fuck Mini Babybels!

Chris Morris, the comedy genius behind shows like Brass Eye and The Day Today, has turned to the cinema with the release of his first feature film, ‘Four Lions.’ But he’s moved on from attacking ridiculous “news” programmes or hypocritical celebrities. For the last four years Morris has been engaged in a huge programme of [...]