All hail our new Met overlords!

Regular readers of this site may have noticed occasional negative references to the police – in particular strathy polis and it’s benevolent Brother Guide leader Nelson Telfer. Due to recent changes in policing and what constitutes “a joke on the internet” we will be making changes to our editorial policy.

Jokes on the internet? THAT'LL BE 20 YEARS IN A LABOUR CAMP

This is in specific reference to the 12 month social network ban, 120 hours of community service, year long youth rehabiliation order and 3 month curfew given to a 17 year old for saying  ”It’s about time we stood up for ourselves for once. So come on rioters – get some. LOL.”

This is obviously an unforgivable crime, and in light of new regulations, we thank our Dear Leader Nelson Telfer for his consistently wise, benevolent and top class policing. You are the sun of a million stars Nelson, and we will die to protect you.

DEFEND STRATHYCLYDE POLICE. A MILLION VOICES FOR THE DEAR LEADER, DESTROY ALL THE UNACCEPTABLE FACEBOOK GROUPS WITH YOUR QUALITY POLICING

Heroic polis – serving and protecting our scran (but not civil liberties or Lulz on tinternetz

SSY is going swimming with Lorenzo, while the police have the authority to carry out inquiries