Finally, someone in Downing Street we can actually respect…

Move over Cleggy and Cameron, there’s a new leader living at Number 10 – a rat!

Seen in the two news reports below, the cheeky rodent has been spotted running back and forth across the doorstep multiple times – paying no heed to the journalists or police present, but getting on with the job of running the country.

We would like to be the first to congratulate Prime Minister Rat, and very much look forward to hearing his or her views on such important issues as food waste, as well as how the Government plan the rid Downing Street of the vermin that currently reside there.