Even the weans know – Mubarak is finished.

Hot on the heels of the overthrow of the corrupt Tunisian dictator Ben Ali, an unexpected popular uprising is well underway in Egypt – the most populous Arab country, and politically the most important. Just a few weeks ago, it would have been difficult to believe the dictator of Egypt who has ruled the country [...]

Aaron Porter flees to Switzerland with Mubarak.

Well not exactly – so far both the tyrannical Labour careerist and despotic leader of Egypt still cling to power, but at yesterday’s demo against cuts in EMA some students finally got close enough to their “leader” to tell them exactly what they think of him, leading him to flee the demo he was supposed [...]

Cameron lose your smile, let's do this Egyptian style

Police kettles were smashed, corporate tax dodgers forced to close their doors and Wetherspoons even packed away all their tables in a riot prevention measure yesterday, as militant anti-cuts protests hit Glasgow city centre. Hundreds of people took to the streets in the city, embracing a diversity of tactics in the latest show of opposition [...]

'Lie back and think of England' – how bout NAW!

In case your usual pack of Durex isn’t quite cutting it in the sack, you can breathe a sigh of relief. Crown Jewels have come to your ‘rescue’, with a new Lavishly Lubed and Royally Ribbed product, designed to create “a better class of lovemaking” and allow the wearer “to live like a king for the day.” A [...]

Clowns are Cops and Cops are Clowns

Remember those cops dressed as clowns who were kicking about a few years ago? Well it turns out apparently that one of them was….a cop! More details emerge every day in relation to “Lynn Watson,” an undercover cop who infiltrated the Clandestine Insurgent Rebel Clown Army. It comes hot on the heels of the tale [...]

Giles Coren, what a cunt

Giles Coren – star of food history programme The Supersizers, posh food critic, winner of an award for writing the shittest sex scene of any novel in 2005, “Fuck the Poles” racist and general snobby bastard (see his twitter at any one given time for evidence) – has authored an article for the Daily Mail today. About [...]

The Palestinian Authority gets leaked.

It looks like the corrupt and now totally two-faced Palestinian Authority is the latest victim of the leaking of confidential diplomatic documents – and alongside them, the Israeli negotiating team have been shown to be totally uninterested in responding to any of the PA’s sell off of the Palestinian family silver constructively. Al Jazeera and [...]

Finally, someone in Downing Street we can actually respect…

Move over Cleggy and Cameron, there’s a new leader living at Number 10 – a rat! Seen in the two news reports below, the cheeky rodent has been spotted running back and forth across the doorstep multiple times – paying no heed to the journalists or police present, but getting on with the job of [...]

“We don’t know how to exist anymore without imagining ourselves as a picture”

We live in a world where at every turn we are constantly bombarded with images of ‘perfection’. Whether we choose to believe this affects us or not is solely the opinion of the individual, but how can today’s society not see the dangerous and drastic effects caused by this consumer culture it is so engulfed [...]

Ed Miliband won't even MARCH against cuts

Ed Miliband is the leader of the Labour party, the official parliamentary opposition to the Coalition government. Ed was elected on the back of trade union votes to this position, and relies on the subs paid by ordinary trade union members to keep his party going. So with the Coalition – remember, the ones that [...]

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