Rory Stewart: creepy looking bastard.

Tory MP Rory Stewart is an Eton-educated, son of a diplomat, ex-Army officer, professor who tutored Princes William and Harry and a Grade A ARSEHOLE.

When first elected, he said:

It was a bit of a surprise when I became a Tory MP. My friends said it was a stupid idea.

Some areas around here are pretty primitive, people holding up their trousers with bits of twine and that sort of thing.

I have a constituency with 52,000 people and a million sheep. I was in one village where a local kid was run over by a tractor. They took him to Carlisle but they couldn’t be bothered to wait at the hospital. So they put him in a darkened room for two weeks, then said he was fine. But I’m not so sure he was.

I don’t know whether to feel sorry for his constituents or tell them that by voting for him, they got what they deserved.

Non-Tory voting citizens of Penrith and the Border -- we would be happy to grant you asylum, if you’d like to move to sunny Scotland.

Whilst we make preparations for your arrival, please watch this video of your MP looking like a total spanner whilst trying to join in with a load of dancing Santas and remember -- it’ll all be over soon.

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