See all those people fawning over Nick Clegg before the election? He paid them.

Some of you may remember earlier this year, SSY members chased Nick Clegg out of Glasgow when he turned up in our local community centre.

We had found out about Clegg’s public meeting literally half an hour before it began, and were most perplexed about how he managed to fill the Woodside Halls with people despite not publicising the meeting at all… but we shrugged it off and carried on furiously making placards.

We can now reveal that not only had the Lib Dems “bussed in activists from across the country – and across the border…” they also paid companies to ‘recruit’ audience members, spending £9000 on finding gullible chumps to make Cleggy look good at the meeting in Glasgow, as well as four further meetings in England.

The list of ways in which the Lib Dems have duped the public just keeps getting longer and longer…

10 Comments

  1. Liam T says:

    hahahahah, that’s excellent. good find!

  2. Jack says:

    I remember the people in this photo being all like “But don’t you think we should have a chance?!?!”

    No, because we knew what you would be like, bunch of bastards.

    The people in the photo is the sum total of actual Lib Dem supporters there must have been in the whole of the Woodside Halls. They’re the ones that stayed to get their pictures taken (interrupted by us). There were loads of people who came out and left straight away, presumably the fake Clegg fans they paid.

  3. Euan Benzie says:

    That’s made my day! The Lib Dems must get a kick out of failing!

  4. James N says:

    You mean to say the place wasn’t chock-full of the many followers of Maryhill’s mighty Liberal tradition?

  5. James N says:

    What were the placards again? I can mind “Nick Clegg is NOT against nuclear weapons” and “Why did you oppose the minimum wage Nick?”

  6. Andy Bowden says:

    The Lib Dems are the UK’s version of a colour revolution. Lots of eejit students that sound idealistic but are actually backing PURE EVIL.

  7. Liam T says:

    talking of stupid fads/colour revolutions, what the fuck ever happened to that purple flag disgruntled lib dem lot? bet half them have joined new labour

  8. Neil Scott says:

    Jo Swinsons electoral campaigns are boosted by professional campaigners sent up from england during every election. East Dunbartonshire was flooded with people from England during her first election campaign for Westminster. East Dunbartonshire Lib Dems have about 15 activists at most, yet tens of activists trudge the streets for her. It would be interesting to find out how much all of that costs and if funds are diverted from other less “hopeful” campaigns.

  9. Jack says:

    Other placards we had included “Nick Clegg wants to ghettoise immigrants,” “The Lib Dems are NOT an alternative” and “Vote Against Cuts.”

    I think there should be a team up with Campsie comrades, SSY and anti education cuts campaigners to make Jo Swinson feel some heat as one of the MPs that voted for the rise in tuition fees.

    http://www.joswinson.org.uk/contact/

  10. Liam T says:

    last Friday, the day after the vote, ASDA in Bearsden cancelled Jo Swinson’s surgery because they were so worried about mad riots kicking off :D