E-petitions, useless pish

In a move with potentially hilarious consequences, the government is moving ahead with plans to turn the most popular online petitions into parliamentary bills. The most popular petition on the government’s website, or those that reach around 100,000 signatures, will be introduced as private member’s bills to be debated in parliament, and possibly passed into [...]

Homophobia is alive and well.

Elton John and his partner David Furnish had their first child a few days ago -  baby Zachary was born to a surrogate mother on Christmas Day. A new baby who is wanted, provided for and loved is always something to celebrate, and the congratulations from Elton’s celebrity and media pals have been flooding in. [...]

EDL revert to type

Times are hard for the English Defence League. As they drift ever further into obscurity and irrelevance – continuing to insist to anyone who’ll listen that the single greatest threat to the British working class right now is the impending arrival of islamofascism – their tactics are becoming increasingly desperate. Britain’s inevitable transformation to an [...]

Told ye so, Harry Potter.

According to THIS article on DigitalSpy.co.uk, Daniel Radcliffe, A.K.A Harry Potter reveals that he has ‘lost faith’ in the Liberal Democrats in the wake of the tuition fees disaster caused by the coalition government. It’s the fault of people like Radcliffe and other cunts in the public eye is that they can vote in whatever [...]

Fuck yer povvy weans!

The government have taken yet more measures to ConDem (geddit?!) the nation’s children to a life of poverty and misery. Funding for Bookstart, which provides a free pack of books to every baby in the UK in order to “inspire, stimulate and create a love of reading that will give children a flying start in [...]

We don't control our information

Ever had something go missing from the internet? Whether it’s a Facebook event or a photo on Flickr, we usually don’t have any control over our data online. Most of us take this for granted – but when 4000 of Bill Barrol’s tweets mysteriously vanished, he wanted compensation. Working on the premise that he is [...]

Tory councillor first martyr of "feminist war against men".

James Williams, Conservative City Councillor in Portsmouth, has vowed that he will not undertake any work for his party until they repeal new anti-domestic violence measures. The new orders – which were designed by the last Labour government, but are now being piloted in three areas of the UK – give senior police officers on-the-spot [...]

A festive message to folk working over Christmas.

While most folk manage to spend the festive season off work, spending times wi our friends and family playing monotonous games with our “loved ones” spare a thought for the unlucky ones – the folk who have to work on Christmas day, serving those people who still think Christmas day involves something else than getting [...]

Merry Christmas from SSY.

Santa Claus = drug fiend, a Festive Message from SSY.

As we stand just teetering on the edge of crimbo, pressies wrapped and looking forward to watching Her Majesty address us for another year SSY would like to make our own festive greeting to our readers, outlining how one of the holiday season’s family favourites is in fact a SERIAL DRUG USER. I am of [...]