It's election day!

Yay! Election! Which shade of shite will you choose?

- Not the BNP, who were yesterday confronted by Asian constituents in east London.  The BNP candidate, Bill Bailey, was whisked away and avoided arrest after PUNCHING an 18 year old to the ground, and then kicking the boy as he lay on the ground.
Nick Griffin spoke on the incident, saying that the fight was the result of a “campaign of hatred and dehumanisation against any group of people, in this case us”.
Riiight. People in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones, Nick.

 - Not UKIP, whose former leader Nigel Farrage was yesterday injured after his private jet crashed in Northhamptonshire. Wait, did I say private jet? It was actually an oldskool biplane. Which just goes to show how outdated and oldfashioned UKIP are. Maybe the gods of wind and weather and airplane pilots were tryin to tell you something, Nigel…

Keep checking throughout the day – SSY will be bringing you all the news and gossip about the good guys AND the wanks, all day and night!

4 Comments

  1. Jack says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4gpHnEXZJY

    Also, lol @ Nigel Farrage. I don’t understand why he had to be on a plane trailing a banner anyway, surely he would have been of more use to his campaign talking to people, who generally live on the ground.

  2. james mc donald says:

    Aint it cool to know, the bus stop is socialism.

  3. James N says:

    UKIP activist at my polling station told me he’d voted Tory. Their leader has called for a Tory vote in many constituencies where they have candidates. Strange bunch.

  4. If you watch the youtube vid of Bill Bailey he was initially attacked by the youths and spat at before he retaliated. Violence is abhorrent no matter what your political leanings are.