Broke up with your girlfriend? Slash her face, says Danny Dyer in lads’ mag
Posted by Andy Bowden in Uncategorized, tags: knobheads, sexism, women's rights
Having trouble with a break up? Most people just do the decent thing and degenerate into alcoholism, but cockney hardman and wank Danny Dyer thinks you should go one step further and slash your ex’s face, so no one else will fancy her.
When you’ve stopped being a nice pair of tits for Zoo readers, all that’s left is to cut you. Danny also congratulates Cheryl Cole for winning sexiest women of the year award, but says he might only shag her out of sympathy.
Sources close to Cheryl have told SSY that she is inconsolable at not being able to get a proper shag out a sexist arsehole and Z list celeb Danny, best known to SSY readers as Kent Paul out of GTA: Vice City.
Dyer’s comments about slashing women are gonna be picked up by thousands of young men across the UK who read Zoo, and will think it’s acceptable to abuse a woman if she decides she’s not your property anymore.To complain about Dyer, send a message to the Press Complaints Commission here. SSY is gutted to see Danny Dyer drop his standards so low, we’re hoping Danny will return to some of the quality entertainment he has provided us all before, as outlined below:
“Taxi Driver came out. Got cunted”.
Danny Dyer makes first contact.
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I have no words for this. I shall have to withdraw my lucrative custom from Zoo
What the fucking fuck?
I wish some one would slash his fucking puss open. What a complete and utter arse piece. I can’t express how angry that man makes me. Only Harry Hill can make just his ways. <3 Harry Hill.
Thank fuck Harry Hill is in this post, otherwise it would be too grim to take! Danny Dyer should be in a fucking Zoo.
In the video about his Outlaw, I think the comment “What fucking papers are you reading?” says it all. To the extent that the UK is in decline, it’s due to the mental outlook of people who have grown up on a diet of pornography, violence and racism all mixed in together from the likes of Zoo, Nuts, the Murdoch press etc. It’s the same diet that gives rise to the politics of the SDL/EDL.
I hope feminist aliens kill Danny Dyer.
I hope someone cuts his face.
I removed the picture of Danny Dyer flashing his pubes on taste grounds. If you still want to see it its here – http://dottypinhole.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/danny-dyer.jpg
I knew he was a total cunt but fucking hell
What do folk think about the idea (suggested by my Dad after reading the article) that SSY as an organisation makes a public complaint to the Press Complaints Commission? And try to publicise that we’re doing it, as a way into talking about the harmful impact of the misogynist media?
I know for a fact he’s lying when he says he’d only shag Cheryl Cole out of sympathy. If he got the chance he would fucking jump at it. I know how important bragging rights are to cunts like him. I’d like to cut his face. With one of these: http://assets.pakwheels.com/forums/2009/7/22/800px-rockwheel_2006-07-30.km_BCH_PakWheels(com).jpg
Zoo are blaming it on a “production error” and Danny Dyer says the remarks weren’t his.
Bullshit. Fucking liars. A production error of getting caught out in being misogynist evil fuckers.
If “Zoo and Danny Dyer condemn any violence against women.” maybe they should stop treating womena as objects to be bought and sold, then.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8663975.stm
It’s good that they’re going to dnonate to Women’s Aid, because they always need the cash, but if I were WA, I would demand a meeting with Dyer and Zoo and confront them about why they perpetuate misogyny and unhealthy attitudes towards women in the first place.