Travel chaos struck the UK as a Militant left-wing volcano took an illegal solidarity eruption with striking BA workers. This act of disruption has come shortly after Iceland rejected banker’s takeover of their economy and a large vote for the left-greens. Unite Union Baron Charlie Whelan told SSY today  -- “All of Thatcher’s anti-trade union laws have been swept away by the massive power of socialist Volcanic activity”. Other Unite activists told us that various laws affecting secondary picketing had been spiked by their Unite’s Emperor Ming like ability to control the planet’s very inner workings. Gordon Brown has been unavailable for comment, suggesting that he is in ad hoc to the magma lobby. Tories have said “How is Britain meant to keep up with these volcanoes erupting every other week? It’s time to limit the number of single mum volcanoes allowed in this country.” Bob Crow has already established a Blofeld style base inside the volcano, and unconfirmed reports suggest he is plotting to blast Edinburgh’s previously inactive volcanoes into mass destruction to support the SSP’s election campaign.

Unite Union secretary Len McCluskey strikes chaos from his office.

Angry Scots are tired and emotional at volcanic-socialist eruption disruption.

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