The two o them head tae Downing St fur some baw-munchin
You know Labour cabinet power-couple Yvette Cooper and Ed Balls?
You know why Yvette never took her husband’s name when they got married?
Nah, it wasn’t anything to do wi her dislike of patriarchy.
It’s cause if she had, you know what she’d be called?
Y’vette Balls.
(If you don’t get it, you’re probably no Scottish. Joke courtesy of Andy Bowden)
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