So asks the BBC, and then gives us a handy hint as to their opinion with the photo they choose to illustrate this feature. Why, it’s because their emotional lady parts decide who they’re voting for, not like strong rational men, and they will vote according to which candidate a babby takes a shine to. Personally, my ladyparts say that Baby Number 1 looks like it’s appealing to a handy grownup to stop Gordon Brown eating their head in one big bite, and Baby Number 2 looks like it’s disgusted yet fascinated with the almost amphibious slime covering Cameron’s face.

Cockitude

2 Responses to ““Why do women vote differently from men?””
  1. Andy Bowden says:

    Gordon Brown really is enjoying that baby.

  2. Squeak says:

    I reckon he’s wanting it on a piece wi some Gentleman’s Relish.

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