DAVID CAMERON: MY DEFACED BILLBOARD HORROR

The Tories new advertising campaign. What the fuck were they thinking? It hardly takes a genius to figure out that an election poster consisting of a) masses of white space b) a heavily airbrushed portrait of the country’s biggest tosser & c) the words ‘I’ll cut’ is just ASKING to be modified. And modified it [...]

Mainshill faces eviction

Since June of last year, environmental activists have been occupying the site of a proposed new open-cast coal mine in Mainshill, Lanarkshire. Despite vehement opposition to the mine from the local community, and the devastating environmental impact of open-cast mining  locally, not to mention the impact on climate change globally, South Lanarkshire Council, Scottish Coal and wealthy [...]

Security Services on hunt for "clean-skin" women

If you were in  a city centre or on the train over the weekend you might have noticed a much larger police presence than usual. This follows the Home Office announcing the latest bout of the “don’t-be-worried-but-we-should-all-be-scared-shitless-game” with the raising of the government’s terror threat level from “substantial” to “severe”, meaning the government apparently believes [...]

Islamogeddon cancelled.

Anjem Choudary in happier times Fundamentalist nutjob Anjem Choudary’s bottled it. After a week of hysteria in the British press over a planned Islamist march through Wootton Bassett, he has cancelled the demo – as many already predicted he would do. Choudary previously claimed to be organising a march for Shariah Law in London before [...]

"Daybreakers" is a crossbow to the heart of "Twilight's" sparkly crap

Popular culture has taken a peculiar twist in the past couple of years, one that is psychologically revealing about the times we live in. The apocalypse rules at the cinema, with recent top films including ‘The Book of Eli,’ ’2012′ and ‘The Road.’ And there’s been a huge resurgence of vampires and zombies, most famously [...]

Pat 'Knobhead' Robertson does it again

Hard on the heels of a previous post poking fun at the idiocies of the organised, evangelical Christian Far Right in Ireland, Leftfield brings you news of another bout of idiocy from a fundamentalist nutjob. Calling out the offensive madness of Pat Robertson is a bit like shooting fish in a giant barrel with a [...]

Ulster gets sexy

First Gerry Adams reveals his father was a child abuser and calls for his brother to come out of hiding and hand himself in to the police. Now it’s been revealed a 19 year old toyboy has been firing into Iris Robinson, the Christian fundamentalist wife of Democratic Unionist Party First Minister Peter Robinson. And [...]

Climate change isn't just global warming…

What have SSY been up to lately? Well, the weather hasn’t exactly encouraged doing much aside from huddling to keep warm. In the meantime, it’s important to bear in mind that, despite the cold in many parts of the Northern Hemisphere, it’s still quite likely that 2010 will be one of the hottest years on [...]

Axis of Evil Update.

Iraq, Iran, North Korea and Cuba. Ever thought the list was too short? A collection of old troublemakers who are well past their prime days of mischief making? Or maybe you just want a level in the next Call of Duty game set in an arctic environment? Well today we get to add a new [...]